He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
The sun had set and so had his dreams
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines.
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
He always wore his sunglasses at night
People keep telling me âorangeâ but I still prefer âpinkâ
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
Pink horses galloped across the sea
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment
Thereâs probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium
He always wore his sunglasses at night