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Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

We need to rent a room for our party

He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older

Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

  1. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life.

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery