The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
- We debated the greater need for an umbrella, in sunshine for shade or in rain for dryness.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
They got there early, and they got really good seats
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
The sun had set and so had his dreams
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Peanuts donât grow on trees, but cashews do 
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat