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He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

  1. She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.

The tree fell unexpectedly short

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on.

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood

Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone.