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My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2 day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home if they had to walk

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the momen

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us