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They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out

It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

He always wore his sunglasses at night

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family

He put heat on the wound to see what would grow

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers