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The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak