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The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

It doesn’t sound like that will ever be on my travel list

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

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He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course

Had he known what was going to happen, he would have never stepped into the shower

I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them