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I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why

There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense

A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self