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Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did

The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow

She wasn’t sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was