Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
She wasnât sure whether to be impressed or concerned that he folded underwear in neat little packages
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin