Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes