The river stole the gods 
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
- The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
There’s a reason that roses have thorns
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
In that instant, everything changed
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
She did her best to help him
Courage and stupidity were all he had
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping