The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
She folded her handkerchief neatly
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed