He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
They got there early, and they got really good seats
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
Not all people who wander are lost
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
Too many prisons have become early coffins
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people