Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food
She found his complete dullness interesting
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
Having no hair made him look even hairier
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephan
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore