She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
She found his complete dullness interesting
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie
Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
The sun had set and so had his dreams
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
She had the gift of being able to paint songs
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed