Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower
The virus had powers none of us knew existed
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
Getting up at dawn is for the birds