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It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

I used to live in my neighbor’s fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn’t to my taste

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

The virus had powers none of us knew existed

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out

I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

Getting up at dawn is for the birds