Having no hair made him look even hairier
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
Let me help you with your baggage
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
He swore he just saw his sushi move
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance
Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted