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Having no hair made him look even hairier

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he’d been doing all his life

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

Let me help you with your baggage

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older

He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle

There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels

He swore he just saw his sushi move

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted