He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other people’s food
Today I heard something new and unmemorable
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known