He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Love is not like pizza
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers
She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
He excelled at firing people nicely
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone else’s fire
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus