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The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

She found his complete dullness interesting.

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

She found his complete dullness interesting

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.

You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

Erin accidentally created a new universe

It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!