Sixty-Four comes asking for bread
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”
She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned