Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
Erin accidentally created a new universe
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
The lake is a long way from here
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
Greetings from the real universe
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
The beach was crowded with snow leopards
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle