I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
Flying fish few by the space station
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
The father died during childbirth
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history