Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine
The irony of the situation wasnât lost on anyone in the room
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight