Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today
The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air