Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there’s a long way to fall
You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust