18f kik@ kiavannesa sext with live nudes until you cum,

Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition

I covered my friend in baby oil

Today I heard something new and unmemorable

Yeah, I think it’s a good environment for learning English

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

his seven-layer cake only had six layers

Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid

There are no heroes in a punk rock band

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

He always wore his sunglasses at night