They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
He colored deep space a soft yellow
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
Rock music approaches at high velocity
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons