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They say that dogs are man’s best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

He colored deep space a soft yellow

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience

Rock music approaches at high velocity

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons