I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
Let me help you with your baggage
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
She cried diamonds The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
Mary plays the piano
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side