I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as elegant as a gliding pelican
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
He embraced his new life as an eggplant
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
Mom didnât understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be his last meal
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig