The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
I am my auntâs sisterâs daug
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better