I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
- Pink horses galloped across the sea.
It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
There are no heroes in a punk rock band
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
A dead duck doesn’t fly backward
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow