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They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

If you spin around three times, you’ll start to feel melancholy

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea

It must be five o’clock somewhere

The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed.

The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance

Just go ahead and press that button.

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled