People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with winebo
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
- Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent
- Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
Please wait outside of the house