The mysterious diary records the voice
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
This book is sure to liquefy your brain
It must be five oâclock somewhere
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
Purple is the best city in the forest
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign