They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore. 
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
Thereâs an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isnât it
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
Red is greener than purple, for sure
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food