When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house
- She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
- Iâll have you know Iâve written over fifty novels
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
- You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense.
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears