I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
Despite multiple complications and her near death experience her facelift was the envy of the country club women
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis bal
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first marshmallow
The crowd yells and screams for more meme
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn’t been painted to look like the sky
- The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog