This book is sure to liquefy your brain
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it 
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
Homesickness became contagious in the younger campers cabin
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
Combines are no longer just for farms
I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldnât be any different to what my nickname was
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail