Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet.
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity.
The shooter says goodbye to his love
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.