He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant.
Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk. 
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive
We should play with legos at camp
When money was tight, heâd get his lunch money from the local wishing well
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it.
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires.
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.