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- He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.
e decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
Today I heard something new and unmemorable.
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did.

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
Tom got a small piece of pie.
He excelled at firing people nicely.
He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there
Let me help you with your baggage
She hadn’t had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
There’s an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn’t it
Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted