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The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears

Combines are no longer just for farms

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots

You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs

He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog