The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
Combines are no longer just for farms
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons arenât available
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog