I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
Henry couldnât decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a pink house
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
Iâm working on a sweet potato farm
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
The body piercing didnât go exactly as he expected