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Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well

He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

The near-death experience brought new ideas to light

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door

Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow

Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched