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She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby

They’re playing the piano while flying in the plane

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number

Purple is the best city in the forest

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon

On a scale from one to ten, what’s your favorite flavor of random grammar

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

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