Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
There’s a message for you if you look up
This book is sure to liquefy your brain
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do