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There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

Combines are no longer just for farms

It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head

Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

Getting up at dawn is for the birds

The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams

Abstraction is often one floor above you

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past